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Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 12:00 AM

Situations that can make me smile like one goondu.. lol!


When someone lifts a super huge bag just to tab her ezlink card, thats in the bag..

When I look up (unintentionally), the person in front looks up too..

When someone farts and sneezes at the same time, - in the library..

More than 5 mats, all wearing their trucker caps "simpan nasi lemak" style, walking in unison for 3 secs.
(i witnessed it before. seriously. ahaha!)
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Oh by the way Spanky is no longer around ):
2 October 1928 - 30 June 1993
65 years old only..

R.I.P

Random..

Friday, December 19, 2008 at 4:32 PM





Spanky's the cutest and possibly the youngest child actor i've ever seen!
I wonder how old is Spanky now.. (still alive or not uh?)

"Boy I like chocolate clake..!"

"Got any money?"
"Nwope!"
"Then how do you expect to eat?"
"Well we don't expect to eat, we just want it..!"

ahahahaahaha!
cute lads.

Ho ho hoolidays!

Friday, December 12, 2008 at 10:12 PM
December means:
The twelfth and last month of the year,
containing thirty-one days.
During this month occurs the winter season.


For me (being in Singapore), December means:
The twelfth and last month of the year,
containing thirty-one days of potential boredom.
During this month occurs:
  • the sudden urge to go out without any plans in the first place
  • the freaking hot, humid, rain, hot, humid weather
  • the "rush feeling" you feel being in Orchard Road shopping areas during Christmas season (at night)
  • the feeling when you-need-something-but-actually-you-don't
  • the counting down to a brand new year
  • the urge to blog but no idea what to blog about (this post is a freaking clear example)
ohkay thats it.
Can anyone please tell me whats the true meaning of joy? (if can sms. ahaha! no need lah)

Caffeine can remove eyebags and dark circles?!

Cats can eat rubber band?! (coz Kid just did.. ahaha! quick and slumber only. Siow uh that kucing)

Delifrance has home delivery?!

Ahaha!
Later I come out with more, cos right now i can't think, feel so annoyingly lethargic.

bye.

Decode..my thoughts.

Monday, December 8, 2008 at 8:24 PM




OST for the movie Twilight.
In cinemas 18th December 2008.

New Year.. -_-" yay

at 8:18 PM

Anyone interested?
Ahaha! the wonders of just snapping away pictures for your convenience.
Putting another one soon at PixelLab's blog.


Its a well-wishing-thingy for the coming New Year
where we get to write/draw stuff on white balls.
Then they'll throw the dunno-how-many-balls at the Singapore River
let it float to-dunno-where.
Hope a whale eats our ball and choke but still survive. o.O?

Lazy uh wanna type many many.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha my friends.. ;)

Randommm

Saturday, December 6, 2008 at 10:39 PM

Alrite..
I wanna feeling2 listen to arab songs.
Makes me wanna belly dance.
One of the many types of nightmares you could ever have. ahaha!

The first song reminds me of the now defunct - coffeentoast.blogspot.com
Hee.
Missed it though.

Well happy sweet 16th month baby!
Too bad I can't find the Roti Boyan you craved. hee!
you only had my hand-sown heart aka "sambal".. ahaha!
I can be your Roti Boyan anytime baby..
LOL!
mampos.

Err ok.

Guys!
Head over to Eunos hawker centre (near Eunos MRT) if you crave for curry puffs.
It's a stall called Epok Epok Central.
The epok2 there.. fuh. power.
I read about it online and it has good reviews.
Actually wanna search for the best roti boyan lah.
Turn out that place makes them only during fasting month.
Oh what the heck, they have the best curry puffs!
I kinda ate 6 on my own without realising. haha!
Whatt? I was really alone at that time what.. And hungry. :P

Random uh.

Thursday, December 4, 2008 at 6:55 PM
YES.
my last update was in November.
And look what month it is now aye..

-___<" Yay it's December! which means:
  1. Holidays! ( aka "the last one")
  2. Christmas (shopping! wahlau no money also)
  3. My 16mth anniversary (i love u honey!)
  4. Lots of free time (kinda bad also)
  5. November is over (err. yay)
  6. Whole freaking 2008 (and suckiest 2nd half of it), over
  7. My dad gets bonus (or whats left of it after recession deductions)
  8. 3 more months of school (c'mon lah, sad lah)
  9. Uncertainties (work, study, relationship etc) in year 2009 (wah piang ah)
  10. Eh my elder bro going to get engaged la seh. (weee)
Hahaha! getting bad as i go along. nvm.
Number 10, i'm happy for him la of course!

but then

I AM NOT HAPPY!

why?

Coz I've been loyal to my service provider
(note the color: its red, not green, not orange) for 5 years!
Freaking 5ive years!
And I have yet to receive any sms from them!
(free Bintang bucks drink redemption)!!
When is MY turn?
Where can like that maaaaan..?!

But what the heck,
Dunno when the 'once a month promotion' started anyway.
Plus I'm sure other humans in tiny Singapore would want free caffeine loaded drinks.
Use my own money buy lor!

Speaking of money.... -____-"

I think i should forget about the WingTai (retail job) thingy
Never in this few months are they going to hire anyone. That sucks.

I am really close to joining my friend in food delivery sia! desperate sangat eh aku.
I think i will get lost most of the time,
Toa Payoh, Thomson area somemore!
I barely know the roads there. (only know my beloved eastern towns..hee)
Imagine me delivering your food 1 hour 45 minutes late,
i think you'll put your foot in my mouth.

Either that, or see me wearing a street directory around my neck when I'm at your doorstep.
Maybe with lots of direction scribblings on my hands and arms.
Then maybe at home study the street directory more than my PR.
Fatigue will set.
No time for this, for that.
Then my gf will chop off my head.
Then i die.

Habis.

Da lah aku gi makan masakan ibu ku yang tersayang pun cantik.

Oh darn, graduation dinner -___-" how ah? how ah?

at 12:41 AM

AKU

MALAS

NAK

UPDATE

LAAAAAAAAAAH
.


Jap eh.
Sorry eh.
Soon.. soon la k..!

;D

Unwind bebeh..

Sunday, November 16, 2008 at 11:05 PM
After not being to Malaysia for quite awhile,
I decided that it was time i did..ahaha! (macam da holiday gitu eh)
So me, sis, bro, mum and dad went for a hotel stay cum shopping for the weekend.
And this is a hotel stay most closest to home!


See! ^
Can still see Singapore! haha!
And the causeway. Easy to know when's the right time to head back to Singapore.

-_______-"


^ So here's my clean bed. First-person view. lol.


^ Some nice ducks.


^ funny picture. As if the bear is grabbing my bro's head under it's ..err.


^ My morning-messed-up bed.


^ Dinner at a Thai influenced restaurant.
The whole place is lit up in red fluorescent lights.
Red light district lah eh.
The name must be a cross between Sayur and Ayam, so become Sayam.

"Shop Where Malaysians Shop"
I'M SO NOT GOING TO WHERE THEY SHOP.
This place I went has stuffs like 10 years ago man.
Specially the gifts/stuff toys shop. wah piang -__-"



Chey-dey-bah... *toink toink*
lol!
And thats another lazy post by Dane.
Goodbye!

Seeing Green..

Friday, November 14, 2008 at 11:22 AM
A random trip to FarEastFlora at Thomson Road.
My mum randomly wants to look for flowers.
How random is that. -__-*
Oh a few fake ones and decorative materials to decorate my Brother's hantaran thingy things.
ahaha!


Like hantu sia. -__-"

Live flowers. ^


..and fake ones. ^
Maybe should give baby this someday cos it'll last longer la kan. haha!

^ Some random picture in my phone,

Random pic #2.
One of the desperate future participants of Singapore Idol 3.
Hehe :P
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Ok dah malas aku nak type banyak2. :P
Simple post for a simple geek. lol.
*toink toink*

Sorry HoR.

Monday, November 10, 2008 at 10:28 AM

My com was experiencing technical difficulties for the last few days.
Now can work already, i think,
I'm just lucky enough to write this post without the com hanging. ahaha!

So blog and song updates might be affected
(including school work/projects -___-" wah piang.)

Sorry sorry ya.
Take care! (:

1, 2, 3, 4 .. Hey! (:

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 at 8:34 PM




Adorable song!
O.o? LoL!

Random..

Sunday, November 2, 2008 at 10:13 PM

My mum feeling2 drumming while in the car listening to a rock song. lol!
Yeah clearly random.. =P
Love my mum. hehe!




Random..

Friday, October 31, 2008 at 6:49 PM

I love first-person-shooter games.
After I recently finished playing GTA4,
I was hoping, are there any other games like GTA?

Now FarCry2 is out! And it's like GTA.
I heard it has visually stunning 3D environment (African setting),
good story-line,
great gameplay with lots of action, yes, shoot and kill gang thugs!
woohoo!
I'm having Geekasm just thinking about it.

+_____+"

My random "just for laughs"


Husband & wife are happily married for 30 years.
Wife complained that she looks old and wrinkled.
One day, out of love,
husband bought for wife all kinds of beauty products.
Wife tries on the products.

Wife: Sayang, I've tried the beauty products you bought.. Its lovely. Umm. Do you think I look younger now?
Husband: Well.. your skin looks 20,
your hair makes you look 17,
your body looks 19..
Wife: Awww.. sayang..! you are sooo sweeeeet lah!
Husband: Oh wait. I haven't added them all up!

kwang kwang kwang. ahahaha!

Check out this funny Malaysian prank show. ahahaha!




The steady apek and the fierce makcik. LOL! mampos.

By the way, to those who drop by my blog just to listen to songs,
(987FM featured songs)
my playlist is having host technical difficulties.
Just keep refreshing this site yeah. Maaaybe it'll work lah. hehe.


Random..

Thursday, October 30, 2008 at 9:58 PM
As required by my Public Relations module to look for the definition of
"Globalization"
(online) lead me to this:

What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Princess Diana's death -
An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
That, my friend, is Globalization.

(i can't use black cos then you can't see it..ahaha!)

.
.

-___________-"


After reading through some stuffs online
(while looking for the definition globalisation..hee. Sidetracked uh)
,
I realised how little the US Presidential candidates, Obama and McCain talked about global poverty.
hmmm..

One billion people live on under $1 a day — the definition of extreme poverty.
Every year 10 million children die from preventable poverty-related malnutrition and infections.
Over 850 million people in the world are undernourished.

Surely it's in our global interest to help alleviate extreme poverty.
Let's hope the candidates are forced to address it.

No more "blind" wars please.

urgh.
gotta get my assignment together man..


Spotlight.. Just Don't Lie.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 at 8:09 PM




The latest news about the whereabouts of Jennifer Hudson's nephew, 7 year old Julian Hudson, was finally revealed.
He was kidnapped by a supposedly siao and angry relative a few days ago.
Sadly,
Julian was found slumped over in the back seat of an SUV, shot in the head.
A bullet was found lodged in the vehicle, leading detectives to believe he had been shot in the vehicle.
Police don't know precisely when he was killed, saying they are waiting for more information from the medical examiner's office.
Police are hoping to find physical evidence at the two crime scenes that breaks the case.
(Part taken from chicagotribune.com)
To know more, search through for "Jennifer Hudson news" or just go to mentioned website.

Such a terrible way to die at such a young age.
May God bless his soul.

Pest Management.

Saturday, October 25, 2008 at 8:33 PM
I woke up today to see Kid watching over this hole in the kitchen.
Must be a cockroach or something.
Already there are 2 cockroaches laying dead in the house,
1 near the stairs,
1 at the living room.
My cats are true cockroach killers bebeh. ahaha!
The only part I hate is to clean up their massacre mess!

-___-"

.
.

An over-confident victim.


An observant victim.


A fierce Ah-Beng like victim.


A suck-up victim.


A forgetful victim.


A "family man" victim.


.
.

Heheh. No cockroach is safe in my home... *toink toink*

Flying cockroaches still freaks me out! wah piang.
They fly anyhow, place so big anywhere can land,
they die die wanna land on you one. nabey.


My 1st HipHop Lyrics!

Thursday, October 23, 2008 at 8:37 PM
Support local talent!
Support local food!
Continue eating ketupats, lontongs and lemangs!

Stop all hate,
or you might as well be dead.

Thats ok -
Composer: Daney

(Intro)
Life can be so complicated.
Even if it's just keeping silent.

Thats ok.

verse 1:
I heard this from this person.
I heard that from that person.
And all this while I've been in the middle,
to just listen and keep silent about it.

But thats ok.
It's between them and them and thats it.
Not what I would want to listen to, I don't feel happy - no way.

When one moment I had no one to turn to,
and when I needed help,
I was shun and ignored,
I was turned like a fool.

But thats ok.
It's between them and them and thats it.
Not what I would want to listen to, I don't feel happy - no way.

I did nothing wrong. yeah.
I'm not the type to back-stab. yeah.
I did not talk anything bad about anybody.
I just kept silent.
That was back then. yeah.

I wanted myself to change,
thats my Ramadan re-so-lu-tion.
But I found myself with big emotional hurdles,
it changed me the other way round, a self execution.

But thats ok.
It's between them and them and thats it.
Not what I would want to listen to, I don't feel happy - no way.

I still wanted to change.

I did not want to think of what happened, nor what people did to me.

Yet after all I've been through,
hoping to start over again,
another hurdle I never wanted came true.

People wanted to change people.
People making people hate people.
People influencing other people.
People following other people.

(verse 1)

But thats ok.
It's between them and them and thats it.
Not what I would want to listen to, I don't feel happy - no way.

I had nothing against you.
You said you do not want to get involve.
And I'm not saying you're bad still.
Carry on and the matter won't solve.

Stop being living examples of hypocrites,
in front of my eyes..
Coz,
(verse 1)

People wanted to change people.
People making people hate people.
People influencing other people.
People following other people.

Why bother.
Thats ok. yeah. Thats ok.

(Outro)
Life can be so complicated
With people like you - why not it be
(fade)

*****
Merepek or not. Its base on a true story.
I never said i'm a good lyric writer..
Peace! ;D

Random.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008 at 10:49 PM
I just said that my 2nd week of school would be better than the 1st,
yet yesterday i skipped school.

+____+"

Today, nothing much happened.
I guess the only highlight of the day, in school,
was to see my Public Relations lecturer smile. ahaha!
But his smile was not really a full smile,
like expensive you know. susah dapat punye!
This teacher i tell u, alamak, never smile one. Act stern only. wth.

Next step his to make him laugh! right IEG? ahaha!
Dunno whether thats possible.

Awww... ain't she adorable??
Baby was too tired she fell asleep. Lama plak tu..hee! Poor baby.
One of the many things i love, is to watch you sleep beside me.
I love you sweetheart..!
<3333


Da uh i dunno what to type.
My 47mins of sitting down searching for inspiration, failed.

Thanks for dropping by!

=D


Miles Away. Stay that way!

at 10:36 PM

I'm sure you guys know the lyrics to Jason Mraz - I'm Yours
so here's Madonna!
I don't really listen to her songs by the way.. ahaha!


LiveToEat

Sunday, October 19, 2008 at 8:43 PM
Planning where to eat is mind draining.
Especially me, so indecisive at times. haha.

Watching tv shows like those about makan and stuff
really give "the push" to actually go out and eat.

So me and family decided to go to Mackenzie Rex Restaurant,
after my mum watched the show "Jalan-jalan cari makan"
(Walk walk find food)

No.
No T-rex cooked in sweet sour sauce here.

Upon arrival,
with heavy rain pouring on us and half my body wet,
I can see over the counter that this place received commendations like "Anugerah Daun Pisang" and "Jalan-jalan cari makan" for its Chicken Rice..

Unfortunately, i don't find its chicken rice any special.
The squid charkuay, prawn fritters, chicken wrapped with tofu skin, sweet sour fish.. urhh. average.
-___-"

The only thing nice is their chicken rice sambal and wet tissue (which smelled nice).

...

Anyway i LOVE to eat.
Call me a food adventurer coz i like to try new things/food.
If there are no halal restrictions I would have tried all kinds of food.
But pork is still out lah. I don't find it appetizing..ahaha!

Last year in Thailand,
I could have tried the bugs sold on the streets if someone dared me to.
And travelling around the world to explore food is 1 of the things i would want to do.
So tourism here I come!
I'm pretty sure there are halal food places around the world.

For now i just see shows like
Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations on Discovery Channel Travel&Living lah.
Sian.

And darn! if i know Nitec in Culinary Skills (Yes Nitec, Not Higher Nitec) can forward to diploma,
i would have joined that course!
In the news, a top student in that course, with scholarship, got to study in France!

-___-"
urghhh. wah piang. sakit perot seh aku bila dengar tu.

Je suis bon trop vous sais!!

why ooooh whyyyyyy!!??

.
.

My teacher Mdm R, wants me to write an official letter to why i didn't attend her class on Friday.
Which is kinda ridiculous.

This is what my letter would look like is IF i were to write:

Dear Mdm R,

As I am required to write a letter about the reason why I did not attend your class, this is my letter.

I don't feel like attending classes after 12pm that day. That is called skipping class.

I apologize for not attending your class.

Your faithfully,
Dane
________________________

Thats the truth what.

Of course I won't bother to write lah.
What is she going to do? Make me write lines?

Ok ok skipping classes is not good. I know.
1st week is bo chiap.
2nd week and beyond shall be better. I hope.

:D



rat-TUTT-to-weee!

Saturday, October 18, 2008 at 1:40 AM
I find Tutting extremely amusing and entertaining to watch..! ahaha!
Dunno why they call it Tutting,
Only King Tut crosses my mind,
thanks to my daily overdose of National Geographic programs. ehehe!

[After searching through Wikipedia]

This is what i found:

Tutting is the name given to a contemporary abstract interpretive dance style that exploits the body's ability to create geometric positions and movements, predominantly with the use of right angles. It is performed with minute attention to the musical rhythm, typically by altering positions in a stop-and-go fashion.

'Tutting' referring to a distinct style gained usage with the advent of funk styles during the early 1980s. Within that community, dancers would use tutting poses while performing popping routines. One would 'hit' one position and then move immediately onto the next, similar in action to the robot popping routine only slightly faster. These movements made use of the wrists, elbows, and shoulders to create the desired right angle.

Presumably, the dance began as a mimicking of the angular poses common to ancient Egyptian art. In the early half of the 20th century, these poses were performed by various groups for comical effect (see the article Walking like an Egyptian). Tutting as a whole or certain tutting moves have been referred to as
' King Tut'; it is likely from this colloquialism for the Pharaoh Tutankhamen, as a representative of ancient Egypt in western popular culture, that the form gained its name. For this reason, Tutting is sometimes incorrectly identified as the related cultural phenomenon "Walking like an Egyptian".

(Adopted from Wikipedia eh)

Wahhhh. It does have something to do with King Tut after all.. lol!

Just watch this yaww.





Man this guy is good. haha!

GoInflateYourself

Friday, October 17, 2008 at 3:10 PM
How many of you guys are affected by the global recession?
Are you even aware of it?

Maybe because its something that cannot be seen,
Pay this pay that.
Spend spend spend.
Money is like water
(like what my mum say la..hehe)

Maybe because you've not start earning your own money,
no family yet,
no car yet,
no organization/company yet,
no life,
no time,
no lighter.

:P

In newspaper nowadays, (free ones at bus/mrt interchanges :P )
there is bound to have articles about:

1. Inflation,
2. Recession,
3. Depression,
4. Suppression,
5. Invasion,
6. Negotiation,
7. Tuition,
8. Television,
9. Foreign Worker Seclusion,
10. Milk (and now, other types of food) Contamination.

Okay i'm focusing only the first 3 lah, the others i tambah2 only, yet true also lah kan..hee!
Oh just ignore the rainbow colors.

Anyway,
Business of all types get affected.
Even Bridal and Match-making agencies are affected.
simply coz men are in no mood for love this year. haha!

SO like what i learned in class earlier,
Project Management that is, (chey..attentive jugak aku ni)
thanks to Ms LeeFM,
This year is, Pre-recession
Next year, it'll be THE RECESSION, jeng jeng jeng.. a prediction la

Which equals to (at company level)
High Prices
High operating cost
The need to save
Which means cutting cost
Some will lose their jobs
Company might not hire people.

To survive = Cut cost
Thats the fact.

Graduating students hearing that from a teacher feels kinda..err.. scary. ahaha!
Tak perlu bilang seh cikgu. thanks ah thanks!

And GRADUATION is next year.
hmmmmm.

that sucks.
(To those who plan to work that is. Full-time.)

And my timetable still suck. #@%$!
Hooray to a suck-cessful year!
I hope not.

-______________________-"

Care for coffee anyone?

Make it Mine, lain boleh belah

at 3:06 PM

DriveMeCrazy

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Supposed to update bout this last Sunday, but my bro was hogging the com for 2 whole days to do school projects - last minute i guess.
Wahlau why always do project last minute one uhh??
( cheh cakap org aku pun same..ahaha! :P )

Anyway, with the F1 mayhem fading away from our minds,
Me, Baby and her younger bro, Muhammad
decided to go to *escape theme park just have - well - Fun lah.
Another reason to spend spend spend. ahaha!

Our motive was to ride the go-karts and drive like mad people.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YES WITHOUT SHAME I'M SAYING THIS,
IT WAS MY FIRST TIME GOING TO *ESCAPE THEMEPARK.

-_____-"

wah piang eh..
how deprived i am. ahaaaahahahahaha!
TU LA TAKDE ORG NAK AJAK AKU KAN.

but the crowd at the go kart area was too much,
after a couple rounds of tyre burnin' and carbon monoxide smellin', we ended attacking the other rides,
which was decently-thrilling-enough-to make us laugh (not scream eh, tu Diyanah je..hehehe!) like mad.


Lewis HairMilton


Micheal ShoeMarker


My driver.

.
.

Siao driver that is. ahahhaa!
Im like trying hard to hold my cap from flying off.
But she drives goooood..
IM IMPRESSED.
ahaha! proud of you baby. hee!
and we go for 4 laps instead of 3!
acting blur has its rewards. hehe!

So yeah i enjoyed my day.
i love you baby.

AND MY TIMETABLE SUCKS!!!!!
nabey chicken buah kendongdong betol
-_____________-"

Raya & Random.

Friday, October 10, 2008 at 12:11 PM

Raya with the ex-Pixies.. haha!
Actually, when i checked dictionary.com ah
Pixie/Pixy means:
A fairylike or elfin creature, especially one that is mischievous; a playful sprite.
lol.
Okay lah. Pixel Lab-ers?
o_O?

Me, Baby, Siff, Ash & Syaza, Yusof (aka Abhijeet Sawant) & Daya
had our 1st PixelLab Jalan Raya Extragavanza! ahaha! over pulak aku
Fun and tiring day for me.
Still tired after raya-ing with IEG the day before. haha!

So..!
Day started with me going to baby's house at 10.13am to help out.
(cause her house was the 1st house)
I volunteered to clean her room..ahaha! which was..err..fun lah.

bla bla bla
the rest came at 12+
bla bla bla
eat-alot-gain-calories-drink-carbonated-drinks and strengthen friendship ties.
bla bla bla
day ended at Siff's house
i went back to baby's house to collect my stuff
reached home at 12.37am
with the $13.50 taxi fare in my head. ahaha!
ohh well. Yet the day was still worth it. (:

Lets look at something else now

Improvements to myself is ever ongoing,
people make mistakes,
people do take things for granted,
no-one is perfect.
You hear this alot on tv or from what professionals and non alike say,
But i guess, we're still not perfect in looking at ourselves, realizing our mistakes and looking ahead.
Yes i might be one of those people minus the part where "i look ahead".
Caring for someone's feelings is something simple yet will have a big effect later on, good/bad.
I do not want to make enemies in my life thats for sure.
Being more quiet (aka speak less) might do the job. Will that?
Will people say i'm not being friendly?
Will being too friendly/close might cause people to overboard and treat you differently comparing to being quiet, discreet and content?
But then again, people say don't listen to what other, yes - people say.

Imperfections can be perfected. And yes i would want that.
Yes, all humans wants to be perfect in a way.
That's why animals evolve to adapt and survive during their million years of existence.
Hey, we might evolve wings in 3468714701231 years.
Who knows?
There IS a need for us to fly off and avoid danger (or facts of life, the unfairness part) right?

Bottomline -
I made mistakes, I'm sorry I treat your friend badly or whatever that seems bad to your eyes,
Yes, It's not wrong to care and have concern for a friend.
I'm sorry.
Change - the thing thats in my my now. I want that.

Life is just full of balances.
And balances can never make life full.
OR
Balances CAN make life "full".
Yup same case if you eat too much. ahaha!
Just don't throw up at the wrong time.

Gee what a day today. Tired but bored at home.
The reason why I'm having this post.
weeee..!
...ZzZZZzz

*i love you.*

Monday, October 6, 2008 at 3:13 PM




Walter,
This guy doesn't fail to make me laugh.
(Well technically Jeff Dunham is the one..ahaa!)
So if you're having a bad day and thinking too much, just go to youtube and watch comedies like this..ehehe!
(especially you dear..)
The other characters are just as funny.
Achmed the terrorist! wahaha!
Gawd i'll never get bored of it.
at 3:04 AM

Listen to songs and you don't know the lyrics?
To address that problem, (dunno whether its a problem in the first place. aku main hantam je)
I will randomly choose lyrics to songs being played here.
(Weekly updated songs)
Since I need time to think of future posts,
(Inclusive of my random moods, and lazyness to update),
hope this will keep the flow goin' yeah?
ahahaha!

Honestly, i'm simply, just bored.

weeeeeeeeeee!
;P

Yeeehaaah!

Saturday, October 4, 2008 at 12:16 PM

These adorable kids are either:

1. Practicing car pooling at a very young age.
With the environment and car-overpopulation concerns in Singapore,
the government encourages car pooling.
If an average car seats 5 people,
1 (A) will be the driver.
The other 4 (B,C,D & E) will be freeloaders.
However, if "B" decides to drive, "C,D & E" will be freeloaders while "A" will be a jackass.
If "A,B,C,D & E" can't decide where to go and are going to different destinations,
Duduk rumah tido sudah!
- or take public transport. peace.

Too bad all kiddy rides are only 2 seaters max.
Hope they're not going to be a future organized car jacking gang though. haha

2. Maximizing their dollar.
An important skill other than being thrifty.
Every dollar spent must be made full use of, yes, this is called maximizing.

The following is the equation, I came out with, to attain maximization:

10(x-1)= 10x- 10 you can rewrite that as 1000- 10x+10= 1010- 10x. Of course, if the price is x dollars each, then the fun is x times the number of thrill seekers or just
x(1010- 10x)= 1010x- 10x^2.
Hmmm.. yeeeeaah (asal boleh je aku..ahaha!) o.O?
Go figure.

3. Fostering teamwork.
Cooperative or coordinated effort on the part of a group (sociology) of persons acting together as a team or in the interests of a common cause, unison for a higher cause, people working together for a selfless purpose, and so on.
(Adopted from Wikipedia lah..hehe)
Balancing on a rocking kiddy joy ride while listening to repeating-annoying-kiddy-song takes lots of skill ohkay.

4. Just kids gone wild.
Do I have to elaborate this?

5. (Darn I can't think of number 5!)

Whattt?

Thursday, October 2, 2008 at 7:06 PM

You got yourself a pair of limited edition Ferrari F1 ear mufflers?
F1 Grand Prix craze over and you don't know what to do with it?


The ultimate ear protection against noise and nagging.


Random.

Sunday, September 28, 2008 at 1:00 AM
Should i even bother..?
Should i not waste my efforts further..?
Should i move on..?
Don't Know If I Can :(


Just have stick to my (latest) promises,
And avoid being a pathetic dude.
God willing, Dane you can.

May i be blessed.
Peace.


Nice to be spending time with you by the way Farah, we need to bond more lah.. haha! (:
MAKKK! Jom pegi shopping jom! nak beli kasut, black jeans (for school..hehe)..oh and a hoody and a decent haircut -___-"

I haven't shit for the past 6 days man..ahahaha!
Is it stress related?
I. Don't. Know. Seriously.
Someone come and tell me lor. O__O

TWO more days to raya yet NOT looking forward to it.
In fact i wouldn't be surprise if I were to shed tears to the thoughts twirling and tumbling in my head.
Sad Ramadhan is leaving, and more sad for "something else".

-100% CONFIRM CHOP-




Oh btw Farah is my little sister. (:


ZoomZoomZoom!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 12:38 AM

Singapore F1 Grand Prix READY!!


I cant wait to finally see it (on tv -___-")
Can happily relax and munch on buke leftovers. haha!
But what the heck. I guess seeing it on tv will decrease the chances of me being blur about the happenings of the race.
Cameras are placed everywhere for gawds sake,
plus I can listen to what the commentators have to say man..
Hmm i haven't been to a real F1 event before..
i wonder if the spectators will just seat thru all the 52 laps watching F1 cars zip by..
Will there be a live commentator coverage? Coz if not ah, it'll be too "silent" la kan. haha
OH GAWD HOW CAN I EXPERIENCE BOTH AND NOT REGRET LATER..!?
Should i go LIVE or LIFE AT HOME?

ohhh bummer.

Anyways my cats also interested in watching F1 especially Fiffy and Leo.
Everytime I watch race on tv, they will take time to sit in front of the tv, look up and watch the race.

Macam paham eh korang -___-".

More drastically, they will climb up the tv cabinet and then try to "catch" the cars with their furry paws. haha!

So anyway, I've been training them hard to just sit down and enjoy the race.
Below is the result at the previous race.

ahahahaha!
YEAY! 3 more days to the race! woohoo!

Get The Picture?

Monday, September 22, 2008 at 1:34 AM
Opps! There I go again... LoLz!

Deng Deng Dane

Friday, September 19, 2008 at 11:36 PM
After midnight,
it'll be the 2oth day of Ramadhan,
which leaves us with the last 10 days,
Which is bittersweet...
Get to celebrate my triumph yet sad to see Ramadhan leaving me.
I won't know if i get to see Ramadhan again. =( (mane la tahu kan)

I want to see the old Dane back, (yah i noe im already old la k)
happy,
always joking,
always nice,
always understanding,
always neutral.
always slenge. wait i already am

And of course a few more changes which you might or might not notice.

I WANT TO SEE DANE <- ME! WRITE MORE.

My definition of WRITE: More words, less 'photoshop-for-fun' pictures. -.-"

Well what i said in the first few lines is good enough la eh. Got progress.. :D

And at this very point of time, or should i say blog post,
I wanna say that during this special month, AND for sure, I appreciate things more, Not to take things for granted, its soooo easy to NOT realise it. But when I do, alamak, i deserve a knock on the head by a Pedro loafer man...

Anyways , I sayang the people close to me, especially Mum.
Mummy i know u kinda merajuk just know coz i never help u further in the kuih tart making okay. I said i had to go out, last minute. :P
Hee. Sorry mum... Hope you know how bad i felt, if only you read blogs..
I help wash the curtains kay? hehe!

By the way bathing Leo yesterday was tiring enough man!
Dunno when Kid and Fiffy's turn. 1 day 1 cat la eh...
Persiapan hari raye la kan.. si kucing2 nie mesti wangi2. Important.
penat aku nak pi mandi korang, kalau boleh duduk diam takpe jugak.
Aku plak yang mandi peluh kat toilet. -___-"

Okay lah, thats all for today lah. Besok sambung.

100% Random

Tuesday, September 16, 2008 at 9:57 PM

"Beware humans!"

100% Randomlicious.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 at 4:10 PM
THE ATTACK OF THE COOKIES

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Before reading on,

1. Imagine the smell of Famous Amos cookies.
2. Play the Star Wars Imperial March Song in your head. Repeatedly.
3. Hold your cravings.
4. Jangan pi batal puasa pulak eh.
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Illegal gathering of choco chips caught at 1630hrs.



And the war shall begin.. (soon..)


muahahaha!



100% Random.

Friday, September 5, 2008 at 9:21 PM
THE USUAL RESERVIST RECALL.



"ARMOUR SUITS ON!"


"YAHH!! CHIONG AH CHIONG AH!"

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To be continued..

(mampos -____-")
Sunday, August 31, 2008 at 10:20 PM
To all my muslim friends, have a great fasting month ahead!
No "blogging-cum-mengumpat" ye!
hehe!

Peace.

100% Funny.

Monday, August 25, 2008 at 4:25 PM
This is so funny!
Especially the prank call. LoL!
(Listen to the Podcast below)

98.7FM Muttons In The Morning!

The laugh that you need today mann.

100% Random

Saturday, August 23, 2008 at 5:07 PM

Me and Aqmal were reading the newpaper in school the other day.
Looking at the movies section, he suddenly say this:
"Why the asian horror movies the hantu/s all female ah?"
I was like: "Yar HoR."

Yeah and i began to notice further it really is indeed 90% female!
..and dead children. -__-"

I guess women tend to be wayyy scarier than men.
Especially with long hair.
(Cos men should stick to short hair.)
They tend to be more creative in scaring people.
They look better with a pale face with the occasional splashes of blood around the eyes or at the side of their mouth.
They make more scary sounds. o.O?
They laugh better than men.
And they can grow long nails.. O.o?

Women can be predictable as well as unpredictable.
Women can be strong, destructive and have no mercy.
Women lift you up your feet and blow you away.
You could either find yourself up a tree or in Tan Tock Seng Hospital.

Gee.. Now i know why hurricanes have female names.
ahaha!


Enjoy.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 at 11:28 PM
MyFlashFetish has the coolest flash players,
but the Mp3 source is sooo limited. Most come from youtube.

-____-"

Music quality is therefore, not good.

Playlist.com is still my preferred choice.

So enjoy.
Songs here are featured on 98.7FM yaw..

100% Random

Sunday, August 17, 2008 at 9:55 PM

You may have done wrong to the person close to you..


..Remember that they will be the ones not letting you fall.

When you care..


..you care for everyone.


Gawd i'm so bored. -____-"

I miss you sally sweetheart...! <333

100% Random

Monday, August 11, 2008 at 12:36 PM

I read baby's post which was so sweet la kan.. ahaha!
Then i saw this pic on her post.
Gawd i miss those times. Being with my scooter dudes. Our bond was power.
What more than to be there with baby too. hee!
For the above pic, thats my kind of National Day spirit. hehe!
Thanks darling for the touching post..lol.

OMG.
i feel like i got nothing better to do this long weekend.
Staying-at-home-boy-without-parents-around-and-playing-games-all-day.
And the reason for writing this meaningless post.
(Need to take a break from those gamings lah..hee)


No parents, 42 inch HD LCD tv, Xbox360, Halo3, Grand Theft Auto 4.
With crystal clear 3D experience. fuhh
ahahaha! the concoction of gaming heaven..
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Ok back to car jacking, killing, shooting and selling drugs.
After my bro is done with his Halo3 that is.. -___-"
Fun to watch though..lol


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