Me and Aqmal were reading the newpaper in school the other day.
Looking at the movies section, he suddenly say this:
"Why the asian horror movies the hantu/s all female ah?"
I was like: "Yar HoR."
Yeah and i began to notice further it really is indeed 90% female!
..and dead children. -__-"
I guess women tend to be wayyy scarier than men.
Especially with long hair.
(Cos men should stick to short hair.)
They tend to be more creative in scaring people.
They look better with a pale face with the occasional splashes of blood around the eyes or at the side of their mouth.
They make more scary sounds. o.O?
They laugh better than men.
And they can grow long nails.. O.o?
Women can be predictable as well as unpredictable.
Women can be strong, destructive and have no mercy.
Women lift you up your feet and blow you away.
You could either find yourself up a tree or in Tan Tock Seng Hospital.
Gee.. Now i know why hurricanes have female names.
ahaha!
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