Windy season?
The Bad:
- Messes your time-consuming hair-do.
- It blows in dirt into your eyes, thus, irritation occur.
- It makes you choke - when you're munching on something and the wind blows up your nose.
- Referring to ladies - Inability to wear a sun dress (or whatever they call it).
- Most people would say - "I can't play badminton! tennis! golf!"
- Most golfers would say - "Wah! Damn rugi man! Pay fee liao!"
- Birds will have a hard time flying, thus, they will hang around windows - and poop like their birdy father's business.
- University graduates can't throw their academic caps up high without it landing 40 metres away.
- You can't read the free newspaper you tirelessly queued up for - in the open, especially when theres a big field nearby.
- Birds will tend to fly recklessly in strong winds.
- You tend to get sick. (Still searching the explanation for that)
- You get fined for littering, when actually the litter you intend to throw in the bin got blown away by the wind. (hmmm something rhymes here)
The Good:
- Cap sales will go up. No need do your hair lah, just wear cap.
- Eye-Mo sales will also go up.
- You will kick the habit of eating while walking, thus, no choking.
- Your clothes will dry faster.
- Your kite will fly higher.
- Your body will feel cooler.
- The smell of fried chicken can be carried further and faster, thus, reaching your nose in shorter time.
- You can blame the wind for blowing your assignment away.
- Wind can generate wind turbines = green energy. If only they have some here in Singapore. -___-"
- Waves, Surfers - do the maths.
- Bricks will have a new use, other than just to build houses - to hold down picnic mats.
- When you fart openly (and with your friends around you) the odour will not linger long for others to smell.
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